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"Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything."
"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings."
"At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide."
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."
"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet."
"The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.'"
"I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words."
"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."
"I improve on misquotation."
"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
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